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"Horton hears a star-bellied queef, blah."
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I only want to kill people
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who deserve to die.
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You know who we should kill?
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Who?
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People who use rock star as an adjective.
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As in rock-star parking.
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Or people that pound energy drinks all day.
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People who use the term edgy,
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in your face, or extreme.
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Oh, no, no, wait. That would
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rule out a lot of the chalupas that I love.