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Like a badass.
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Seriously?!
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That's it?
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Dude, you're supposed to make us do naked push-ups,
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give us humiliating nicknames,
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blindfold us and drop us off in the woods
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with a match and a toenail clipper.
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I barely survived out there, man!
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Why would we do that?
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Because we're pledges.
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It's what you're supposed to do.
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Here's an idea.