I mean, is there something wrong with me

我是说我是不是出了什么问题
that I can't find a present for this woman I supposedly love?

怎么没办法为自己爱的女人选一个礼物呢
No, man.

不伙计
You could look forever

你穷尽一生
and probably never find the exact, right, perfect thing

可能也找不到能配得上
to commemorate this huge milestone in her life.

这个重大成就的完美礼物
Go, go, go.

快上上
Oh, my god, everything looks good,

我的天呐每样看起来都很好
and I'm starving.

而且我要饿死了
Mm, I know.

我知道
Well, I wanted to treat you to lunch

我想请你吃午餐
to say thanks for, you know,

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