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Will you sign this for me?
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First edition. I'm touched.
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You're a good writer.
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So are you.
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I read one of your AP English essays.
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"The futility of Jay Gatsby and the green light."
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Where'd you get that?
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Well, I was curious as to, uh,
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what kind of kid you grew up to be.
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Apparently a smart one.
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But that didn't stop you
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from getting beaten up on a regular basis.