How can a man who wears a basketball jersey,

作为一个天天穿着球衣的人
like literally every day, miss that shot?

你居然每天都能投不进
Man, Mozzarella Dick's is the shit.

哥们芝士迪克家超级赞的
Man, you're going to love that buffet and shit.

你一定会喜欢那里的自助餐
Well, I guess if I'm going to be forced to watch topless women,

如果你们非逼着我看露咪咪的女人
I might as well do it with a bottomless bowl

我想也只有靠无限量供应的
of pas-ghetti and a spicy meat-a-ball!

"利大意"面和辣肉丸才能抚慰自己了
Speak.

有屁快放
Hunter, no! Turn your ass around.

亨特赶紧给我调头回去
You know I ain't going to no stupid club named Cathedral.

我才不要去叫"大教堂"这么怂的俱乐部
Probably be a bunch of warlocks

估计里面全是术士打扮的宅男
and fat girls in long gloves.

和带着长手套的胖妞