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I'm not sure if clams at a titty bar is a good idea.
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Yeah, good looking out. Oh, calamari!
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Man, I'm glad your lady set you free tonight.
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- What do you mean set me free? - It's just like,
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usually you have to watch the Bachelor or go clothes shopping,
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or like, cook a lentil loaf or some shit.
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- You're like, you know, wha-poosh! - Dude, what was that?
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It's a whip, 'cause you're pussy-whipped.
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Like, wha-pam, wha-pa-pam!
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I ain't whipped shit. My girl gets me dinner every night...
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well, the ingredients for dinner, then I cook it.
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But she does the dishes. I just gotta put them away.