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Three months this Tuesday.
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All right, you coy bitches. I want details.
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Y'all are being ridiculous. Dudes can't marry dudes.
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Actually, 16 states and the District of Columbia
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beg to differ.
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Not to mention a little something called the Supreme Court.
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What's next, a woman marrying a tree?
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I'm just clowning. I know y'all can get married.
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I just don't know why you would.
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Seriously, you want to hit that shit until the day you die?
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Antonio!
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- Can you tone it down a little? - Tone it down?