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Are you Saint Nicholas?
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Because you'd be incredibly old.
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How do you have time to read all the letters
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from all the children in the world?
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And how many cookies and
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mince pies have you eaten in all of history?
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How do you get all the presents in the sack?
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Does your sack have to get bigger every year
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because of exponential population growth?
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And how do you get down the chimneys?
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I put my head in ours and it's really small.
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Even if you could squeeze down it in one minute,