- What? - What?

-什么 -什么
It's so weird seeing yearbooks again.

重看毕业纪念册感觉好奇怪
A friend of mine who teaches said that Facebook

我一个做老师的朋友说Facebook
is making them obsolete.

让他们感觉自己过时了
I'm having serious flashbacks going through these senior bios.

看着这些毕业生档案过去的一幕幕重现脑海
Four years of accomplishments boiled down to one paragraph.

大学四年最终就归结于这一段短评了
Hey, did your school have anything called "Top 10"?

你们学校以前搞那种"十大什么什么"吗
Mm, no. Is it an academic thing?

没有是学术的东西吗
No, I don't think so.

恐怕不是
Only 10 of the survivors listed it,

幸存者中只有十人名列其中
including Jerry and Chelsea,

包括杰瑞和切尔希
and neither one of them were valedictorian material.

他俩都不像是毕业生代表的料