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Because he keeps posting photos on instagram
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with all these random skanks.
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Check this out.
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Look at it, look at it.
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Who wears a bikini top to outback steakhouse?
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Well, clearly she's not afraid of the sizzling fajita platter.
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God.
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I am never getting in a relationship again.
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See, this is why I don't do relationships.
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The jealousy, the games--
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You know who mates for life?
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Yeah, the albatross.