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I am never getting in a relationship again.
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See, this is why I don't do relationships.
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The jealousy, the games--
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You know who mates for life?
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Yeah, the albatross.
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It's the literary symbol for dragging you down.
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Wow. Wait, so you don't have any of that with Gary?
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No, because Gary and I are not in a relationship.
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We're just like for fun and for free, right?
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No fuss, no muss--
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We're basically like two dudes who hang out, you know?
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Only one of us isn't a dude.