来自《坏法官第1季第7集第7集》

but people think he's homeless.

但人们以为他无家可归
When they give him money,

人们给他钱
he thinks they want their shoes shined,

他以为他们想擦鞋
so he tries to grab their shoes.

所以他抢他们的鞋
And they think that he's trying to steal from them,

人们以为他想偷鞋
when in actuality, he's trying to provide them with a service.

但事实上他是想向人们提供服务
It's still loitering, your honor.

这依然是流浪法官阁下
He is impeding the ability of saladictatorship

他吓跑了顾客
to do business by scaring away the customers.

妨碍了"沙拉独裁"的生意
Even more so than their name already does.

虽然餐馆的名字本身就够吓人了
He didn't know he was doing anything wrong.

他不知道他做了错事
Well, the state will consider a dismissal,

州检会考虑撤诉