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Who am I?
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You're Bud Fox.
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You make seven figures a year,
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and you're boinking Daryl Hannah!
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Why do you always get mad at that part?
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Because no one ever asks "Who am I?" out loud.
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Yes, it's something that you think,
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but you don't say it specifically out loud.
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Like when you wake up next to your mom's
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best friend, Mindy, after a tequila bender.
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Even then, you don't say it.
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Did that actually happen?