You got married,

你说你结婚了
I want to see your spouse.

我就要看看你的配偶
If something happened to a grandparent,

如果谁的祖父母或者外祖父母不幸离世
I'm counting. Up to four I don't get suspicious.

我会记着的 4个以下我是不会怀疑的
Go five, six, seven, eight, I will have to look into the family tree.

5个以上我得查查你的家谱了
But, you know, any reasonable excuse will be entertained.

但其实任何合情合理的理由我都能接受
Relative importance given to these different things,

这门课的成绩会由以下几部分构成
there's 20% for your homework, 30% for the Midterm,

平时作业占20% 期中考试占30%
which will be sometime in October, and 50% for the Final.

期中有时在10月份考期末考试占50%
That'll be the weighted average.

这就是成绩的加权比例
But I have another plan called the "Amnesty Plan"

我还有另外一套评分计划叫 "特赦计划"
in which I also compare just your final grade,

就是我会比较你的学期总成绩