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have her own perfume line,
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an army of paparazzi outside of her apartment,
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millions of twitter followers,
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dozens of magazine covers,
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all with no discernable talent to account for it?
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Even more perplexing, why in almost every photo
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is she posed like this?
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Oh, guys.
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Sorry. No time for photos.
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Okay, maybe just one.
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Smile.
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Hey, that's not Jason Bateman.