来自《少男老爸 第3季 第7集 第7集》

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  She's gonna call me back.
  她说一会儿再打给我
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  *It's amazing how the unexpected*
  *人生妙无边 惊喜无极限*
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  *can take your life and change directions.*
  *劝君莫等闲 雌雄随我愿*
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  Dude, any ideas? I need to get the date with Heather
  老兄 怎么办 我必须得跟海瑟约会啊
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  or I'm gonna be on the wrong end of the usual deluxe,
  我下了那么大的赌注 这下要输了
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  and I am not shaving off my eyebrows...
  我可不想把眉毛刮掉
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  again.
  还不是第一次了
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  Well, I think your best bet is to go build a time machine
  我觉得你现在最好还是去造个时光机
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  and go back to a time... before you were an idiot.
  用那个回到以前 你还不是个白痴的日子
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  All right. Well, I am off to the park to meet a lady.
  太棒了 我要去公园跟姑娘约会了
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  All I need is a bottle, a binky and a baby.
  只要给我一个奶瓶一个奶嘴外加一个宝宝就够了
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  Do you ever wonder why you're single? Because I don't.
  你想过自己为什么单身吗 因为我没想过