Is it a real crisis or the kind where you just need

是真的麻烦还是你只是需要
a glass of chardonnay to cheer you up?

一杯白葡萄酒提提神
No, but thanks for the reminder.

不是但谢谢你提醒我
Okay, after much soul-searching,

经过一番深思熟虑之后
I've decided that I've gotta break up with Brad.

我决定跟布拉德分手
You know, he's just too young and immature.

他太年轻太不成熟了
It turns out once we have our clothes on,

原来当我们穿回衣服后
we have nothing in common!

我们根本没有任何共同话题
But, mom, Brad's awesome!

可是老妈布拉德超赞的好吗
He likes to play air hockey,

他喜欢玩桌上气垫球
he always lets me win at "Dino Hunter IV"

玩《恐龙猎人四》时他总让着我
and he's got the entire secret menu memorized at the Burger Barn.

而且还能一字不漏地背下汉堡农庄的秘密菜单