You know, he's just too young and immature.

他太年轻太不成熟了
It turns out once we have our clothes on,

原来当我们穿回衣服后
we have nothing in common!

我们根本没有任何共同话题
But, mom, Brad's awesome!

可是老妈布拉德超赞的好吗
He likes to play air hockey,

他喜欢玩桌上气垫球
he always lets me win at "Dino Hunter IV"

玩《恐龙猎人四》时他总让着我
and he's got the entire secret menu memorized at the Burger Barn.

而且还能一字不漏地背下汉堡农庄的秘密菜单
And you wanna know why I'm single?

你还笑话我找不到女朋友吗
Mom, if you dump him, he'll dump me.

老妈如果你甩了他他就不会再跟我玩了
I broke up with your friend Jimmy Balding

当年我跟你朋友吉米·博丁吹了以后
and he didn't dump you.

他也没不跟你玩呀
You dated Jimmy Balding?!

你还跟吉米·博丁约过会