Text me when you grow a pair, okay?

等你有种了给我发短信明白吗
Wait, Shea.

等等雪伊
What kind of pear are we talking about?

你是说种什么梨[同音双关]
Like, are we going bartlett, or bosc?

是巴特利特梨还是博斯克梨
My mom and I have been talking about growing some fruit trees.

我妈和我一直在想要不要种点果树
Which brings us to our one and only conclusion

这就得出了唯一的一个结论
I'm ready to stay home alone.

我已经可以一个人在家了
Oh, but darling, I mean the last time--

可是宝贝记得上次...
Yeah, I know, I know, I stabbed myself trying to cut an orange.

是的我记得想切橘子结果刺伤了自己
I'm way ahead of you.

这一点我也早想到了
This graph indicates that as my voice has lowered,

这幅图表说明随着我的嗓音变得低沉
so has my capacity for self-injury.

我伤到自己的可能也变小了