And, oh, okay, sure, while life can be disappointing,

我明白生活确实会不尽如人意
no one prepared me for the colossal frickin' face-dive off a cliff

但我真没想到住在这个疯狂的镇上
that living in this crazy-ass town really is.

会是这么受罪的事
However, my idea of what happens on my property

但是在我的地盘上
is still under my control,

还是我做主
and it does not include people in torn jeans

我不允许有人穿着破牛仔
with tie-dyed clothing and dirty hair

和扎染的衣服顶着脏兮兮的头发
hanging out on my new furniture smoking a doobie.

坐在我新买的家具上抽大麻
So take that as the law around here

就把这当做这里的规矩
because there doesn't seem to be much of one otherwise, okay?

反正这里似乎也是个无法无天的地方
All right.

行了
Okay, just...chill.

冷静一下