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It's like we're at a lesbian wedding.
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There's no way you can eat junk food all the time
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and look the way you do.
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You can if you know the right doctors.
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Carl spends so much money on Health Week.
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But when I want money to start a postseason baseball camp,
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he cries poor.
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Literally cries about how poor we are.
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He cries a lot.
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What happens during Health Week?
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Oh, never mind. I just got so bored
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by the end of that sentence.