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I am naturally curvy.
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I do get it.
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Before I got control of my life, I was a fat kid,
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and people were horrible.
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They all claimed that I ate Amy Balducci
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even though everybody knew that she moved to Corpus Christi!
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And so then, every time I would burp,
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they would say it was her crying out for help.
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Ow! My curves!
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So, how was your date with Meredith?
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Oh, we didn't go out.
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Oh... oh, you guys have so much in common--