来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第13集 第13集》

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  uh, text I got from you that said,
  你发给我的短信写着
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  "Guess why I can't see my penis right now."
  猜猜我为啥现在看不到伦家的小弟弟
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  I was bored.
  我无聊嘛
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  So, uh, how was your little talk with Ms. McMartin?
  你和麦克马丁小姐聊得如何
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  You know, about that whole situation-- you and her--
  关于你和她之间的那些事
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  I just... you know, maybe I just judged you too harshly.
  也许我之前对你太严苛了
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  No, no, I was... I deserved it. I-I was stupid and weak.
  不 我是罪有应得 我又蠢又弱
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  And besides, bitch be crazy.
  而且她又是个疯婆子
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  bitch be my girlfriend.
  疯婆子成了我的女友
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  Oh, my God. You didn't.
  我的天 你不会吧
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  After all the crap you gave me?
  就在你教育了我一堆废话之后
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  "How could you sleep with our social worker, Alan?"
  你怎么能和我们的社工上床呢 艾伦