来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第13集 第13集》

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  "How could you sleep with our social worker, Alan?"
  你怎么能和我们的社工上床呢 艾伦
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  "Get your penis out of my business, Alan."
  你的老二不要靠近我的"私"事 艾伦
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  "That's not what yoga is for, Alan."
  练瑜伽不是为了这种事 艾伦
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  Okay, fine, I admit it. I-I made a mistake.
  好吧 我承认我做了错事
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  I just... I Alan'd this whole thing up.
  我...我把整个局面都"艾伦"乱了
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  My name as a verb. I like it.
  我的名字升级为动词了 我喜欢
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  So-So how did this happen?
  怎么会发生这种事
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  I don't know. I just... I went over there and then...
  我也不知道 我过去
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  she got all emotional
  看到她情绪激动
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  and kept calling herself a loser and then...
  说自己是个失败者
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  Okay, and then she started to cry.
  然后她开始哭
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  Oh, crying. She used that to turn me on, too.
  哭 她也是用这招让我性奋