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I'd be out a nose or a pair of eyebrows.
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And I'm not living through that again.
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Again?
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When I was a little girl,
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I was trying to make a Hungry Man dinner.
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And I lit the pilot light too soon and whoosh!
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No eyebrows.
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Had to draw them on in magic marker.
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Only Mexican girls would talk to me.
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Max, we have a cupcake business.
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We have to tell the landlord we need a new oven.
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We can't ask the landlord for a new oven.