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No eyebrows.
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Had to draw them on in magic marker.
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Only Mexican girls would talk to me.
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Max, we have a cupcake business.
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We have to tell the landlord we need a new oven.
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We can't ask the landlord for a new oven.
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Then he'll ask us stuff like "who are you?
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"why is your name not on the lease,
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and where's the rent?"
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Well, I'll buy us one.
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Really? You're gonna buy us a whole oven?
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We're so poor I have a sock