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Well, I'll buy us one.
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Really? You're gonna buy us a whole oven?
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We're so poor I have a sock
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that I refer to as my good sock.
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I've been saving something for an emergency,
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Like a burst appendix or a first date bikini wax.
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I knew it!
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You have a secret stash of your father's missing billions.
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We're rich!
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Wait, it's other people's money.
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Yeah, but I didn't steal it. We're rich!
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They're my expensive rings.