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Every woman knows size doesn't matter.
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I like your shirt.
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Reminds me of the side of the van I lost my virginity in.
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That little man disrespect me.
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He insult my food, my English, my "hyjane."
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Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
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A hug would help.
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If I hug you, will you go back to work?
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Yes.
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Two-second hug. I'm going in.
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How did you do that? Your hands never left my back.
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I am like David Blaine of zippers.