Well, that one comment from the great Caroline Channing.

是啊卡洛琳·钱宁公主的随口一说
about those butts fired my little butt.

就害我的屁股因为烟屁股给踹出门了
You'd be happy to know that I quite smoking

你害我被炒鱿鱼后我就戒烟了
after you got me fired. Couldn't afford it.

你很开心吧因为我买不起烟了
I also couldn't afford my gym membership,

我也供不起我的健身房会员了
which is why my fired little butt got massive,

所以我被人踹出去的翘臀变成肥臀
why no one wanted to date me, and why I spent gay pride alone.

结果没人约我连去同志大游行都是独身前往
Fortunately, I wound up working here.

幸好我最终在这里找到了工作
Yeah, it all worked out. Your butt looks tight.

是啊守得云开见月明你的屁股也紧实了
It's halfway there.

没以前的一半呢
So I got the price on the ring.

我查到了戒指的价钱了
You're buying a ring? A TAT ring?

你要买戒指吗买托托戒啊