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Really? Tell that to the bathroom scale,
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'cause one of you is lying.
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Fine, forget I asked.
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How was dinner at your mom's?
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Awful.
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I had to rub her ointment all over her again.
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Why can't she do it?
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'Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship.
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Which reminds me,
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do you think you can get any samples of this from work?
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This was supposed to last her a month,
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but they didn't take into account