来自《丧心病探第1季第9集第9集》

You were such a sweet kid.

你那时真是个好孩子
18-year-old virgin standing there

一个十八岁的处男就那么站在那儿
with your wadded cash.

手里的钱攥成一团
Oh, we had such a good time, you and me.

真是度过了一段美好时光啊你和我
We sure did.

毋庸置疑
You know, I saw Valentine's twig and berries the other day.

我那天看见瓦伦丁的鸡鸡和蛋蛋了
It was like looking in a mirror.

就像在照镜子一样
Take it from an ex-hooker.

作为退役妓女我负责任地告诉你
Penises are like roosters,

小鸡鸡就跟大公鸡一样
they all look alike when they aren't crowing.

只要不打鸣看着都一样
What about noses?

那鼻子呢
What do you want to ask me?

你到底想问什么