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We'll have twin 50-year-olds living in the basement,
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Screaming upstairs for juice.
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You're right. Unless we push 'em out of the nest,
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they'll never learn to fly.
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Do you have to dial a "1" Before the area code?
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And the first chick lands with a thud.
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Yes. I've been on hold for, like, 4 miles.
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I just got a notice that my insurance
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is only covering partial payment of my dialysis.
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No, that can't be right.
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I can't afford that, and I need treatments three times a week.
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Ooh! Oh! Aah! Damn it!