Pick the thing that sucks the least, and put it in you mouth.

就挑个看似最不难吃的塞进嘴得了
Max, everyone keeps telling me

麦克斯大家都说了
they can't decide, it's like a support group for bi-sexuals.

双性恋互助会的常见台词 "他们决定不了"
Something very magical about to happen...

神奇的事件即将要发生啦
Please let it be the Rapture. I need a day off.

希望要发生的是"被提" 我想休个假
In two minutes, something very hip is happening.

两分钟后时尚酷"潮"即将来袭
If you have a camera,

如果你们有相机
make sure the flash is on.

记得要把"闪"光灯打开哟
Why is he speaking like that?

他怎么说话怪里怪气的
Wait a minute.

慢着
No one's ordering.

没人点餐
People keep checking the time on their phones.

大伙一直在注意手机上的时间