I pay everyone five dollars a week...

每个债主每周还五块钱
just enough to keep them from freaking out.

省得他们抓狂找我麻烦
It's the methadone-clinic banking system.

这叫美沙酮疗法还债版
That is a complete waste of money.

这完全是在浪费钱
Five dollars won't even cover the interest you're accruing.

五块钱都不够付你的循环利息
What's the interest rate on your credit card?

你信用卡的利率是多少
Don't know, but my interest rate in the conversation is zero.

不知道但我对这话题的兴趣度是零
Max, how could you not know that?

麦克斯你怎么能不知道呢
That's one of the first things my father taught me about finance.

我爸最早教我有关金融的事就是利率
Where... at Embezzle U.?

在哪儿教的诈欺大学吗
Max, I interned at Merrill Lynch.

麦克斯我在美林证券公司实习过
Let me help you with this. It's the least I can do.

让我帮你吧这是我唯一能帮你的地方