来自《打工姐妹花 第1季 第5集 第5集》

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  Let me repay my debt to you by helping with your debt
  让我帮你想法子还债来报答你吧
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  to everyone in the world, apparently.
  你不是欠着一大屁股债嘛
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  If you keep talking,
  如果你再喋喋不休
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  I'm going to Merrill lynch myself.
  我就去自杀图个清静
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  I'm one of those people
  我是那种
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  who gets off on untangling big, complicated messes.
  享受解决纠结问题的人
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  And since you won't let me do your hair,
  你不让我动你纠结的头发
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  let me do your bills.
  那让我解决你的债务吧
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  You want to do my bills?
  你要帮我处理债务吗
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  Here's my portfolio.
  这是我的账单锦集
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  And, uh, if you find chocolate sprinkles in there,
  如果看到上面有屎色巧克力屑
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  they're not chocolate...
  它们可不是巧克力