Here we have a bill from the pet castle,

你有张来自宠物城堡的账单
yet you don't have a pet, and you've never been to a castle...

可你从没有过宠物也没去过城堡
Oh, except White Castle.

好吧白城堡快餐店除外
You used a credit card at White Castle?

你居然在快餐店用信用卡
Yep. That was good weed.

是啊大麻抽完肚子饿了
And the pet thing was 'cause I found a stray

宠物费用是因为我发现一只流浪动物
and had to have her cleaned up

不把它清理干净
before I could get anyone to take her.

没人会想收养它
That would also explain the charge for neutering.

怪不得还有一笔绝育费用
Nah, actually, that was for me.

其实是我绝育
Can't have any more of these coming out.

以防有小麦克斯出来祸害人间
Do you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?

你真的认为收留流浪动物是明智之举吗