and had to have her cleaned up

不把它清理干净
before I could get anyone to take her.

没人会想收养它
That would also explain the charge for neutering.

怪不得还有一笔绝育费用
Nah, actually, that was for me.

其实是我绝育
Can't have any more of these coming out.

以防有小麦克斯出来祸害人间
Do you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?

你真的认为收留流浪动物是明智之举吗
Good point.

说得对
Move out tonight.

今晚你就搬走吧
What is this... a student loan?

这是什么学生贷款
Oh, my God. Max, you went to college?

天啊麦克斯你还上过大学啊
That wasn't a judgment. It was just shocking...

不是说你不像读书人只是震惊
kind of like seeing a baby smoke on the Internet.

像网上抽烟的婴儿影片一样出人意料嘛