Do you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?

你真的认为收留流浪动物是明智之举吗
Good point.

说得对
Move out tonight.

今晚你就搬走吧
What is this... a student loan?

这是什么学生贷款
Oh, my God. Max, you went to college?

天啊麦克斯你还上过大学啊
That wasn't a judgment. It was just shocking...

不是说你不像读书人只是震惊
kind of like seeing a baby smoke on the Internet.

像网上抽烟的婴儿影片一样出人意料嘛
I love that kid.

我爱死那小孩了
Max, a student loan is the worst bill you can ignore.

麦克斯学生贷款是最不能忽视的债务
It can never be expunged.

它会犹如附骨之疽一般
We're breaking out "expunged" on a weeknight?

又不是特殊节日用这么高档的字眼干嘛啊
You can't run away from this bill.

这笔债你是躲不掉的