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Uh, hello.
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You were supposed to be here ten minutes ago.
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In Korea, your heads would be on sticks
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outside the Samsung factory,
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and you would still have to work.
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There is no coffee prepped for your shift.
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F.Y.I., Tiny Dancer,
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Prepping coffee is that lazy-ass day waiter's job,
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so don't blame us.
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It's not our fault you hired an incompetent waitstaff.
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Hurry up. You two need to make coffee.
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And you need to hire a new day waiter.