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Hey, I can't find any of the instructions on here
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for our coffeemaker.
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In fairness, I haven't been looking.
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I got sidetracked by this buzzfeed list
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of misspelled tattoos.
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This girl got "You go grill" on her neck.
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She must really like to cook outside.
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Did you put yourself in a time-out?
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No, I'm looking for Sophie.
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She's not upstairs.
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Look, this is a long way to go
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to get something for free.