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That's littering-- $1,000 fine minimum.
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That pen cap you've been chewing on
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these last several hours-- destruction of state property.
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That carries a three-month jail term.
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Oh, and your mom's coke problem? Did you turn her in?
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'Cause if not, you're complicit in felony narcotics possession.
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That's a biggie.
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All right, just hold it right there.
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My mother is a saint.
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She was going through a hard time.
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She should have never married Nacho!
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Look, according to you, you broke the law.