Do I look like a gossip?

我看着像长舌妇吗
I let Matt Lauer deliver the news, honey.

绝对守口如瓶
The Berkshires? Wow.

什么去巴克夏餐厅
- Why are you telling me this? - Because, it's a surprise, dummy.

-你干嘛告诉我 -这本该是个惊喜
I thought you'd want a heads-up

但我想着先给你提个醒
so you could prepare to get your groove back.

你好准备准备
Alicia, my groove has been ready

艾丽西娅以老娘的饥渴程度
to come back for quite a while now.

还用准备吗
Personally, I suggest you get a Sicilian.

我个人建议你整个西西里式的
Wax, that is. Not pizza.

我说的是除毛不是披萨
What's a Sicilian?

西西里是啥
I've heard of a Brazilian, but...

我只听说过巴西式的但...