Did the boys put fire ants in your skivvies again?

你儿子又在你内裤里放火蚂蚁了吗
No. This morning, before work, I went to Sicily.

不是今早上班前我去整西西里式了
Never to return.

绝不会再去第二次
Must be a bad reaction to the wax. Give it a day.

应该是脱毛不良反应过一天看看
If it still hurts, I like to apply

要是还疼我可以帮你配
a combination of corn starch and Shea butter...

玉米淀粉加乳木果
I've said too much.

我说得太多了
Wait a minute. Silicon Hallie's a tech blogger,

等等硅谷哈利不是写技术博客的吗
so why are people posting things like,

怎么会有这种回复
"You really turn on my hard drive"?

"你让我好性奋"
Hallie is not just about tech. She's also an erotic provocateur.

哈利不只搞技术她还是个小三
Keeps an online diary of her steamy affair with a married CEO.

一直在线记录她和已婚老总的风流韵事