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"I always hated that little boot till now."
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- Wait a minute. - More reading.
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It's Caroline.
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Unshaved legs, and a boot-shaped birthmark.
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- Are you sure? - Let's see here.
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"Mr. CEO wanted to douse me in wine and drink me up.
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"I told him to choose a bottle that wasn't aged in oak.
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"Hives are so not sexy."
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Caroline was allergic to oak trees.
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She didn't tweet at Silicon Hallie, she was Silicon Hallie.
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So, our sweet little college intern was
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actually a soft core blogger