Well, there's only one man

只有一个人
who can handle a situation this Jewish.

能控制得了这种犹太场面了
Being a Jew is fantastic.

做个犹太人真了不起
We have big hands, we kick ass at math,

我们有双大手学数学毫不费力
and we can lift three times our body weight.

而且我们能举起三倍于体重的东西
Every Jewish boy dreams of becoming an older Jewish man.

每个犹太男孩都梦想变成成熟的犹太男人
But it isn't always as easy as you might think.

但可不是你想象的那么简单
Nice game, gentlemen. Nice game.

打得好先生们打得好
- Hi, sweetie. - Hey, babe.

-你好心肝 -你好宝贝
Listen, the E.R.'s full of Jewish kids with "Both ends" Diarrhea.

听着急诊室满是腹泻的犹太孩子
Should be a coffee-cakewalk for you, though,

可能你来处理最合适不过了
'cause you're the only doctor here who's had a Bar Mitzvah.

因为你是这里唯一进行过成人礼的医生