For once, I'm not here to steal your woman.

至少这次我来不是为了撬走你的女人
I'm here to ask you to forgive me by letting me help you.

我来帮忙是为了让你原谅我
I want to put more effort

我想努力给你一个特殊的成人礼
into giving you a proper Bar Mitzvah than I ever did into

来为我多年来
stealing those girls from you over the years.

从你身边撬走的女孩而道歉
Now, Valerie and I have to talk over the particulars of the ceremony.

现在瓦莱丽和我要讨论一些仪式上的细节
I'll come with you.

我跟你们去
Coming with me...

跟我来...
Because you're gonna memorize your haftarah.

因为你要背会你的仪式唱词
It's not gonna memorize itself.

它自己不会唱出来的
Chief, I've been looking all over for you.

主任我到处找你
Look, I need you to un-circumcise me, A.S.A.Penis.

我需要你还原我的包皮做阴茎外科手术