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Oh, my God.
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Is it you, Louise?
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I've dabbled in the area,
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but I don't get enough food to be a serial pooper.
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I, uh, probably only poop once a week.
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I think I'll call the culprit the Mad Pooper.
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Ooh, I got a better one.
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The Butt-ler. Get it?
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I get it. It's got "Butt" in it.
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Butt.
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Whatever we call him or her, it's definitely news.
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That's toilet journalism, Tina.