Let's go to the Mad Pooper himself, Zeke,

下面让我们去看看变态屎犯本人齐克
who, incredibly, is not in trouble.

令人费解的是他居然没被定罪
Let's find out why.

让我们来看看其中缘由
My family moves around a lot.

我家经常搬来搬去
His family moves around a lot.

他家经常搬来搬去
Uh, WSN would like to apologize for any inadvertent suggestion

瓦格斯塔夫校园新闻台在此就之前无意中
that Tina Belcher was the Mad Pooper. Our bad.

暗示蒂娜是屎犯道歉是我们的错
And now, a new WSN feature: The Tina Table.

下面为各位推出我台新栏目蒂娜视角
Is it getting hot in here?

学校是否正逐渐升温
One study shows the school nurse's thermometer

一项调查显示校护士的温度计
is off by one degree.

平均下降了一度
She's here to discuss it.

我们把她请到了演播室