who came out with my pick

麦考特尔的辞职演讲
for the best resignation statement of all time.

是我心目中的最佳
"The recent event's totalities of calumnies,

"最近事件中所有的诽谤
indignities and deceits

侮辱和欺骗
have weighed most heavily upon my family.

让我的家庭不堪重负
Thus, acutely aware one cannot rebuild their hearth

因此当我意识到人们不可能在
among the ruins of their US House office,

议院的废墟上重起炉灶
for the sake of my loved ones, I must strike another match,

为了我爱的人我必须再做一次努力
go start anew by embracing the promotion

重新开始享受从
back from public servant to sovereign citizen."

公务员变回公民的晋升"
Sounds like he and his friends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

听上去像他和朋友罗森格兰兹和吉尔登斯特恩
are about to take a journey by sea

要乘船出海