to a guy at a community college.

共渡春宵的三俗故事
Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story.

首先说清楚立场不同故事的风貌便不同
And this is my side, the right one.

这是我的立场讲述真实的故事
George is not a sexy name.

乔治这名字一点不性感
George is what you name your teddy bear...

乔治听着像泰迪熊的名字
...not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

而不是你在高潮时刻喊出的名字
And by that, I assume you mean?

这一段话的意思是?
The stable and self-perpetuating end stage

植物种群进化末期
in the evolution of a plant community.

达到的自我延续稳态
- Right. - why, what were you thinking?

-没错 -怎么您想哪儿去了
The same. But I don't say it out loud

和你一样不过我不会大声说出来
lest someone get the wrong idea.

以免有人想歪了